After years of going after weak and vulnerable human beings with his machete, Jason Voorhees decided to visit South Africa in search of bigger, tougher game, such as this rogue lion. Who will emerge victorious from this confrontation between human and leonine serial killers?
I got the idea for this after seeing the movie Beast, which pits Idris Elba against a rogue lion who has taken to murdering human beings after poachers wiped out its pride. I thought to myself, “That lion sure is a lot like a human serial killer, so how would it fare against any of the various serial-killer characters from the horror movie genre”?
My money’s on the lion, personally.